Up next is Oh My God, which after three listens, I have concluded is major Topshop changing room music. I don't especially love it, I find it a bit dull, but it doesn't bring me to the verge of tears, contemplating the fragility of human relationships and how we let them define us, so it's already preferable to the above track. If it came on in a shop, I would leave! Adele has said my music is NOT for casual Tube listening, and for that, I respect her.Д¬ry Your Heart Out is likeable. I am baffled by it.ДЄdele records a conversation between herself and her child about divorce and mental health, which makes for extremely heavy listening, especially for someone whose Spotify Unwrapped is usually dominated by the likes of Vampire Weekend and John Mayer.ДЇor the sake of my own tear ducts, I simply will never be listening again. My Little Love is bizarre and overwhelming listening. What a shame the X Factor has finished this would have made for an excellent audition song. My biggest fear used to be skiing, but after two rounds of the song, it is, in the words of the lady herself, divorce babes, divorce. If you want to use these two examples to assert how little I know about music, that is more than fair.Д®asy on Me is the big single - even I knew that- and I didn't listen to it the first time round, because quite honestly, I didn't care.ДЄdele hosting Saturday Night Live, October 2021 (Photo by: Will Heath/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images) (Image: (Photo by: Will Heath/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)) It's not the sound that I've always assumed she was at all - it gave me major Lady & The Tramp kissing scenes, with a dollop of Lana Del Rey's cover of Once Upon a Dream. The album starts off with Strangers By Nature, which strikes me as being very old Hollywood. It's not exactly the stuff made for a pre-drinks playlist, is it?Д«ut 30, her new album, has garnered such huge hype - an unprecedented two Vogue covers at the same time, a Rolling Stone profile, her face launched against Edinburgh Castle, an interview with Oprah, to name a few- that, as the extreme pop culture consumer I am, I had no choice but to give it a listen, just so I could understand what everyone was talking about. Obviously, I know a few- the Chasing Pavements scene in Wild Child was awe-inspiring - but it's just never occurred to me to play her music.ДЄnd outside of trips to Westfield with broken headphones and her singles playing over their sound system, I rarely cross paths with her. Read More: ITV I'm A Celebrity: Richard Madeley devastated as he misses major life event for show I've never listened to an Adele song willingly before. She'd be the dream dinner party guest, actually, alongside Alison Hammond and - if caught on a good day- Liam Gallagher. I appreciate the authenticity of her very British, if not even uniquely London humour, and her good-natured lean towards meme-ability. Like everyone else on this island, I like Adele as a person.

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